How thrilled was everyone to hear the latest news about Jay Z and Beyonce expecting their first child? You didn’t care, you say? Well, if your response was anything like mine, it went something like this, “Wonder how many bastard children he has floating around the planet earth??” Sure as shit, reports of baby momma drama started to surface. Shenelle Scott is claiming her 9-year-old son’s father is Big Pimpin’ himself. I did a lil research on Ms. Scott and everyone put your surprised face on: she was/is a model and ex rap video vixen. Totally out of left field with that one, Jay!
So, how was Jay to the Z y’all able to keep this child on the downlow for so long? Of course, dolla dolla bills yo. Shenelle Scott reportedly received $1 million, regular child support payments and a house to “go away.” You go girl! Like most of you, I do not, nor will I ever know much about this woman but one can only hope she is being a good mother to this poor unwanted child.
Now, back to Jay-Z and Beyonce. Maybe Beyonce did not know of this love child and is just now finding this out like the rest of the world, but let’s just say she knew about all of this. Why the hell would you want to have a child with a man who doesn’t give a shit about the children he already has? Why are women so stupid? I’m not hating on the process of procreation, but I’ve never understood people who have kids with dead beat dads. You think this time he is going for the Father of the Year Award? I doubt it, sista. No, the real problem I have with all of this is Jay-Z getting all excited about being a father. You realize this same exciting time happened with another women you boned 9 and a half years ago, don’t you?!? Why does this child with Beyonce matter and the one you currently have does not? I am sure each and every one of you has known a man like I am describing: multiple children with different mothers that he pays child support to and pretends don’t exist, but then he gets married and has a child with his wifey and loves the shit out of the kid. I can understand being a total dead beat dad to all of your kids more than I can picking just one of your baker’s dozen to love and cherish.
So, no J and B, I will not be sending you anything off your Babies R Us gift registry. You are a couple that is trying to look nice from the outside and I call bullshit, I hate fake…well, of course, unless we are talking about boobs, in which case I love.
Moral of the story, people? If you have more than one child take care of that child and baby momma with the same respect and love you will your wife’s child. These unwanted kids didn’t ask to be brought into this world. That was your choice, so it is your responsibility to make things right.
Oh and Beyonce good job on using your pregnancy to cover up getting fat. Go girl!